Vintage Unisex Tee

Socially tired? Emotionally done? Feeling personally victimized by technology, slang, or loud noises? Same.

This tee says what we’re all thinking—with a wink to those of us who remember floppy disks, rotary phones, and a time when you had to actually call someone’s house. Featuring a vintage-style horse-drawn carriage and a perfectly passive-aggressive message, this shirt is your daily dose of humor, nostalgia, and justified crankiness.

Details:

• Unisex fit—comfy, soft, and runs true to your inner grandma
• Vintage-inspired design for maximum old soul energy
• Available in multiple colors, from dusty neutrals to modern classics
• Machine washable (because we may be from the 1900s, but we’re not doing laundry by hand)

Ideal for: sarcastic strolls, side-eyes, and warning the youth politely from a distance.