ZaylaLily
Powered by Coffee and Chaos Dad Tee & Tank
Powered by Coffee and Chaos Dad Tee & Tank
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Let’s be honest: nobody is surviving parenthood on a full night's sleep and zen vibes. If your daily survival strategy relies heavily on high-voltage caffeine and trying to make sure the kids don't accidentally burn the house down, this shirt is your new uniform.
Featuring the bold graphic, this design embraces the beautiful, loud disaster that is fatherhood. It’s raw, it’s real, and it’s a warning label for anyone who tries to talk to you before your first cup. Perfect for running errands, coaching sports, or hiding in the bathroom for five minutes of peace.
The Details
The Vibe: Retro, high-energy graphic that screams "I'm surviving on liquid energy and pure adrenaline."
The Feel: Ultra-soft, breathable fabric because you have enough discomfort to deal with today.
The Fit: Standard, true-to-size retail fit with just enough stretch for chasing after escaping toddlers.
Styles & Colors
| Classic Crewneck T-Shirt | White |
| Everyday Tank Top | White |
Care & The Handmade Touch
Wash Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the graphic looking fresh. Do not iron directly on the design unless you want a melted mess.
Handmade Disclaimer: Each piece is printed to order. Because human hands actually make this stuff, slight variations in ink placement are normal—making your shirt just as unique as whatever chaos your kids are cooking up next.
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Disclaimers
A Note on Our Collections
Fit & Fabric
To bring you the richest colors for every "Era," we curate our apparel from a variety of premium sources. Please note that fabric blends, fit, and exact color shades may vary slightly between colors (e.g., Maroon vs. Onyx Black) based on brand availability. Rest assured, every piece is hand-selected to meet our high standards for comfort and quality.
The Sanctuary
The digital tools, prompts, and "resets" found within The Sanctuary and ResilientlyRooted are for educational and inspirational purposes only. ZaylaLily does not provide clinical mental health advice or medical treatment. If you are experiencing a mental health crisis, please consult a licensed professional.
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your ZaylaLily pieces. We accept returns for store credit or exchange within 14 days of delivery, provided items are unworn and in original condition. Note: Custom "Team" or "Sideline" apparel is final sale.
Shipping & Processing
All ZaylaLily apparel is curated/printed with care. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing before your order ships. Once your "Era" is on its way, you will receive a tracking number via the email provided at checkout.