ZaylaLily
The Ultimate "Guess What" Chicken Butt T-Shirt
The Ultimate "Guess What" Chicken Butt T-Shirt
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Because life is too short to take yourself completely seriously, we took the ultimate playground joke and slapped it onto a shirt. If you have kids—or just act like one—this is the exact level of unfiltered, chaotic energy your wardrobe is missing.
The Details
The Vibe: Pure nostalgic smartass. The front sets them up with a bold, retro "Guess What" and a dapper chicken, while the back delivers the absolute best punchline in history: "Chicken Butt" right across a bending-over bird.
The Feel: Soft, breathable, and tough enough to survive the chaotic daily grind without feeling like a stiff cardboard box.
The Fit: True to size with a classic, comfortable cut. Available all the way from Youth Small (YS) to Adult 3XL so the whole family can match (or embarrass each other).
Styles & Colors
Available Colors: White, Black, and Gray.
Available Sizes: YS, YM, YL, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.
Care & The Handmade Touch
Wash Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the graphic looking crisp. Do not iron directly on the print.
The Handmade Touch: Each shirt is made to order right here in the shop. Because of the hands-on process, slight variations in ink placement or color vibrancy can happen. That just means your shirt is uniquely yours—no mass-produced assembly line BS here.
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A Note on Our Collections
Fit & Fabric
To bring you the richest colors for every "Era," we curate our apparel from a variety of premium sources. Please note that fabric blends, fit, and exact color shades may vary slightly between colors (e.g., Maroon vs. Onyx Black) based on brand availability. Rest assured, every piece is hand-selected to meet our high standards for comfort and quality.
The Sanctuary
The digital tools, prompts, and "resets" found within The Sanctuary and ResilientlyRooted are for educational and inspirational purposes only. ZaylaLily does not provide clinical mental health advice or medical treatment. If you are experiencing a mental health crisis, please consult a licensed professional.
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your ZaylaLily pieces. We accept returns for store credit or exchange within 14 days of delivery, provided items are unworn and in original condition. Note: Custom "Team" or "Sideline" apparel is final sale.
Shipping & Processing
All ZaylaLily apparel is curated/printed with care. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing before your order ships. Once your "Era" is on its way, you will receive a tracking number via the email provided at checkout.