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First Of All | Eat A Dick Graphic Apparel
First Of All | Eat A Dick Graphic Apparel
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For the days when patience has completely left the building. Bold, blunt, and unapologetically offensive, this piece says everything you’re thinking so you don't have to waste your breath. Available across premium tees, flowy crops, cozy crews, and heavy hoodies.
Product Details & Specs
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T-Shirt (Comfort Colors C1717): 6.1 oz., 100% ring-spun USA cotton. Preshrunk, garment-dyed vintage feel, relaxed classic unisex fit.
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Crop Top (Bella + Canvas B8882): 3.7 oz., 65% polyester / 35% viscose. Flowy silhouette, modest crop length, tailored sleeve.
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Pullover Hoodie (Gildan SF500 Softstyle®): 8.4 oz., 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly fleece. Jersey-lined hood, flat drawcords, classic fit.
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Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan SF000 Softstyle®): 8.4 oz., 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly fleece. Dropped shoulder, double-needle topstitching, ribbed cuffs and waistband.
Garment Care
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Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.
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Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep the print sharp.
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Do not iron directly over the graphic.
Comfort Colors C1717 Adult 6.1 oz. T-Shirt
- 6.1 oz.
- 100% ring-spun USA cotton
- Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Set-in sleeves
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- 1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline
| Size | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.63" | 17.5" | 8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 8.25" |
| L | 29.38" | 21.25" | 9" |
| XL | 30.75" | 23" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 31.63" | 25" | 9.75" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 27" | 9.75" |
| 4XL | 29 3/4" |
Bella + Canvas B8882 Ladies' Flowy Cropped T-Shirt
- 3.7 oz.,
- 65% polyester / 35% viscose
- Flowy fit
- Side seamed
- Tailored sleeve
- Modest crop
| Size | Chest | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 3/4" | 18 3/4" |
| M | 19 7/8" | 19 1/8" |
| L | 21 7/8" | 19 7/8" |
| XL | 23 7/8" | 20 5/8" |
| 2XL | 25 7/8" | 21 3/8" |
Gildan SF500 Gildan® Softstyle® Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt
- 8.4 oz.,
- 80% ring-spun cotton / 20% poly
- Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric
- Two-piece dyed-to-match jersey fabric-lined hood
- Double-needle hem and topstitching on outside of hood seam
- 3/8-inch flat drawcords
- Dropped shoulder
- 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band
- Tubular body
- Classic fit
- Tearaway label
- Select colors up to 5XL
| Size | Chest | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 28" | 20" | 34" |
| M | 22" | 29" | 22" | 35" |
| L | 24" | 30" | 24" | 36" |
| XL | 26" | 31" | 26" | 37" |
| 2XL | 28" | 32" | 28" | 38" |
| 3XL | 30" | 33" | 30" | 39" |
| 4XL | 32" | 34" | 32" | 40" |
| 5XL | 34" | 35" | 34" | 41" |
Gildan SF000 Gildan Softstyle® Crewneck Sweatshirt
- 8.4-ounce,
- 80% ring spun cotton / 20 polyester
- Two-end ring spun cotton face fabric
- 1x1 rib knit with spandex cuffs and bottom band
- Dropped shoulder
- Double-needle topstitching throughout
- Tubular body
- Classic fit
- Tearaway label
| Size | Body length | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 34" |
| M | 29" | 35" |
| L | 30" | 36" |
| XL | 31" | 37" |
| 2XL | 32" | 38" |
| 3XL | 33" | 39" |
| 4XL | 34" | 40" |
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A Note on Our Collections
Fit & Fabric
To bring you the richest colors for every "Era," we curate our apparel from a variety of premium sources. Please note that fabric blends, fit, and exact color shades may vary slightly between colors (e.g., Maroon vs. Onyx Black) based on brand availability. Rest assured, every piece is hand-selected to meet our high standards for comfort and quality.
The Sanctuary
The digital tools, prompts, and "resets" found within The Sanctuary and ResilientlyRooted are for educational and inspirational purposes only. ZaylaLily does not provide clinical mental health advice or medical treatment. If you are experiencing a mental health crisis, please consult a licensed professional.
Returns & Exchanges
We want you to love your ZaylaLily pieces. We accept returns for store credit or exchange within 14 days of delivery, provided items are unworn and in original condition. Note: Custom "Team" or "Sideline" apparel is final sale.
Shipping & Processing
All ZaylaLily apparel is curated/printed with care. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing before your order ships. Once your "Era" is on its way, you will receive a tracking number via the email provided at checkout.