{"product_id":"straight-outta-money-dad-life-parody-tee","title":"Straight Outta Money Dad Life Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eTHE CONCEPT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eKids are expensive, and fatherhood means willingly watching your bank account take a continuous beating. This design flips a legendary hip-hop staple into the ultimate real-life parody for dads grinding through the daily hustle of sports leagues, groceries, and endless gear requests. No filters, no complaints—just a hard-hitting piece of honest humor for the men anchoring the family team. Wear the title loud, own the struggle, and represent the chaotic reality of the dad life routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTHE SPECS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Style:\u003c\/b\u003e High-impact pop-culture parody. Features the iconic, high-contrast block text layout framed within a heavy vertical stamp border, anchored by a sharp #DADLIFE accent line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium, heavy-duty cotton built to survive the elements—from high-intensity coaching from the bleachers to weekend garage projects and repeated wash cycles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Cut:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard athletic unisex fit. Fits true to size for a reliable, classic build, or size up 1–2 sizes for a relaxed, heavyweight streetwear fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eRANGE \u0026amp; OPTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGear Type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Unisex Tee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,1,0\"\u003eBlack, White, Red\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,2,0\"\u003eAdult Small to 3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eTHE HANDMADE BUILD \u0026amp; CARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Never iron directly over the print graphics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote on Craftsmanship:\u003c\/b\u003e Every piece of AcianoDesignz gear is custom-printed and pressed entirely by hand in our shop. Because of this raw, manual production process, slight variations in ink texture and exact graphic placement are a natural part of the build—making your gear a rugged, one-of-one original.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AcianoDesignz","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":46337709113398,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":46337709604918,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":46337710096438,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":46337710587958,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":46337711079478,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":46337711570998,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46337709146166,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46337709637686,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46337710129206,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46337710620726,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46337711112246,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46337711603766,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/0709\/5094\/files\/IMG_8569.jpg?v=1779128488","url":"https:\/\/zaylalily.com\/products\/straight-outta-money-dad-life-parody-tee","provider":"ZaylaLily","version":"1.0","type":"link"}