{"product_id":"sorry-cant-dead-t-shirt","title":"Sorry. Can't. I'm Dead. T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Pitch:\u003c\/b\u003e For when you're technically present but emotionally completely checked out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Look:\u003c\/b\u003e \"Sorry I'm Late, I'm Dead.\" printed on your choice of a classic, crisp \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"81\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/b\u003e or a deeply unbothered \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"110\"\u003eBrown\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecification\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1,1,0\"\u003eAggressively relatable existential dread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Feel\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2,1,0\"\u003eWay softer than a coffin lining. Premium comfort for doing absolutely nothing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fit\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3,1,0\"\u003eStandard unisex sizing. Size up for an oversized \"don't look at me\" silhouette.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; The Handmade Touch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWash Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low (or just leave it in the dryer for three days, we won't judge).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHandmade Disclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e Each shirt is printed by hand. Ink placement varies slightly, making your specific level of exhaustion completely unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ZaylaLily","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46400156794934,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46400156827702,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46400156860470,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46400156893238,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46400156926006,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46400156958774,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":46400167247926,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":46400167280694,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":46400167313462,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":46400167346230,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":46400167378998,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 3XL","offer_id":46400167411766,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/0709\/5094\/files\/6_05c90ac1-52f5-49c9-8901-c65573e02300.jpg?v=1779496987","url":"https:\/\/zaylalily.com\/products\/sorry-cant-dead-t-shirt","provider":"ZaylaLily","version":"1.0","type":"link"}