{"product_id":"proud-father-dumbass-kids-tee","title":"Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eA shirt celebrating the endless patience, absolute dedication, and daily survival skills required for fatherhood—specifically, dealing with the chaotic consequences of raising a few dumbass kids. Perfect for family gatherings, weekend BBQs, or just sitting in a quiet car in the driveway to get five minutes of peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThe Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Feel:\u003c\/b\u003e Ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend engineered for maximum comfort while answering the same question for the fourteenth time today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard unisex sizing with a relaxed, true-to-size fit. (Size up if you need extra room to physically hide from the chaos).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStyles \u0026amp; Colors:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium Crewneck T-Shirt. Available in Charcoal, Vintage Black, Navy Blue, and Athletic Heather Grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCare \u0026amp; Quality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWash Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print (or do, it's your shirt).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHandmade Touch:\u003c\/b\u003e Each shirt is individually printed. Slight variations in ink placement are a natural part of the handmade process, making your piece uniquely yours—unlike your kids, who all somehow share the exact same volume level.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ZaylaLily","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46400152797238,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46400152830006,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46400152862774,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46400152895542,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46400152928310,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46400152961078,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0733\/0709\/5094\/files\/8_197473c9-68ca-4e1d-b039-1eb557c2b171.jpg?v=1779497002","url":"https:\/\/zaylalily.com\/products\/proud-father-dumbass-kids-tee","provider":"ZaylaLily","version":"1.0","type":"link"}