{"product_id":"proud-father-dumbass-kids-gritty-graphic-tee","title":"Proud Father Dumbass Kids Graphic Tee","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eTHE CONCEPT\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eNo filters, no fake perfection—just the raw, hilarious truth of parenting. Raising a crew takes a serious amount of grit, countless deep breaths, and a massive sense of humor for when the chaos hits an all-time high. This design delivers an unapologetic punchline for the dads who work hard, show up for their family every single day, and aren't afraid to lock down the undisputed title of the house. It's a bold, gritty tribute to real-life fatherhood. Wear it proud, lean into the madness, and command the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eTHE SPECS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Style:\u003c\/b\u003e Aggressive, heavy-impact athletic typography. Features a rugged, heavily distressed stencil print layout secured inside a sharp vintage box frame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Build:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium, ultra-durable mid-weight cotton engineered to survive repeated wash cycles, garage work, and backyard chaos without losing its build.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Cut:\u003c\/b\u003e Standard athletic unisex fit. Fits true to size for a classic, reliable silhouette, or size up 1–2 sizes for a relaxed, heavyweight streetwear fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eRANGE \u0026amp; OPTIONS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGear Type\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Unisex Tee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,1,0\"\u003eBlack, White, Red\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"9,1,2,0\"\u003eAdult Small to 3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003eTHE HANDMADE BUILD \u0026amp; CARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Never iron directly over the print graphics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote on Craftsmanship:\u003c\/b\u003e Every piece of AcianoDesignz gear is custom-printed and pressed entirely by hand in our shop. 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